i confess | that i just ate four croissants with "the dukan diet" book sitting in my purse (hey, i never claimed i wanted to do anything more than read it...yet.)
i confess | i'm convinced that my wedding rings make my finger look fat. i consciously position my finger a particular way when people ask to see my rings.
i confess | that i have a little moolah on the side which j doesn't know about (don't worry, he never reads my blog)
i confess | it makes me angry that my husband does not read my blog.
i confess | that i secretly like to work by myself.
i confess | that i have only one pair of pants that fit me, which is 89% of the reason i wear dresses all the time.*
i confess | i don't think i am nice enough to my husband. this is awful because he still loves me soooo much.
i confess | that i do not brush my teeth when i stay at home all day.
i confess | i don't feel guilty about ordering from all saints on a bi-monthly basis.
i confess | i just ate a fifth croissant.
*11% of me wants you to know they really truly are that damn easy and comfortable**
** if you don't make yourself mad trying to find an appropriate shoe***
*** what the bejeezus did we do before ballet flats came into trend?